Sunday, February 10, 2008

Ten Weed Commandments

1. Thou shall corner thy bowl.

2. Thou shalt not slobber.

3. Thou shall pass to the left.

4. Thou shall match a bowl if you have bud.

5. Thou shall smoke the dankest herb.

6. Thou shalt change the bong water daily.

7. Thou shall not steal weed

8. Thou shall let the roller spark.

9. Blessed are those who buy thy sacred cannabis, for they shall receive the first hit

10. Thou shall never throw a bong........ever.

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